OH NO!

Our sports reporter Addison Mu has been in a lot of pain today.
Let's hope he gets well soon and the popcorn company gets sued.

Also reported, little year 9's faking year 11 identities. We will NOT put up with this. If you see any little kids faking us, take their ties away!

(( t, jldv

TRUE NAMES.

Today, Johhny Le's true name was discovered.
His name is now Lohnny Li.
LSC students, please call him Lohnny or Mr. Li from now on.

Thank you very much.

YOU PHAIL

"Sir, what is foundation maths?"
"It's maths for people who didn't pass year 7 maths."
"O: ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL"

"Sir is there such thing as Foundation english?"
"Nah, but it'll be like color all the 'a's in the sentence."

- Methods period 4. My teacher is awesome.

((t, jldv

Death at LSC

What a tragedy, today a fellow crow was electrocuted to death, right in front of the office. Hundreds of students flocked to the scene where the bird was killed. There was gasping and pointing everywhere. Even some students brave enough to walk up close to see. The body still remains there hanging off a pole.

What a shit day to leave my camera at home, *regret.

(( t, jldv

BAMM~

This afternoon at LSC, a bird flew onto an electricity pole/line and exploded. o_O
Thanh Vu and Leenah Kaing got closer.
"It's head was gone. You could see the bits of bone and it was all pink and creepy."
"LOL. IMAGINE IF THERE WERE MAGGOTS IN IT AND THEN THEY FELL ON SOMEONE'S HEAD. ROFL"
Oh yes. Hilarious.

*high five* to everyone that missed out on Period Four.

Congratulations to James B. who has fought back the worst of the cold and come back to school. However, caution is advised to the people that hang around him. He is still highly contagious.

How did everyone go on their reports?